I suppose it's unfair to suggest that a bowling theme is unromantic. After all, I'm sure that many a fine romance was sparked on those ten pin fast lanes of love. And the terminology is just laden with romantic innuendo... "Hey, honey, can you spare me a kiss? I'm a real stroker! Let's do a baby split, and I'll show you what my angle of entry is all about. I have more than an average radius of gyration, angel face.... you just wait and see." The possibilities are almost limitless, but I'd better stop here before this Web page winds up in the gutter.