You've gotta give him credit: Jeff Foxworthy's pioneering "You Might Be a Redneck if... " heart helped pave the way for today's redneck-themed Valentines like the Larry the Cable Guy heart. And this candy heart sticks to the redneck aesthetic from outside to in, with a pathetic bag of peanut butter cups tossed inside and a redneck joke on each cup.
Our heart included these jokes:
your mailbox is made out of old auto parts.
you have to mow your grass around a refrigerator.
your date plans include a deer camp.
the word "bank" makes you think of turn three at Daytona.
you think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.
your truck won't fit through the bank's drive-through.
you've ever barbecued Spam on the grill.
your coffee table is also a cooler.