What is it about the middle of the alphabet that brings up candy I never liked? The Mallo Cup is yet another. Although marshmallow can be yummy and fine, the word "mallo" just unreasonably disgusts me. Makes me think of inedible plants rather than fluffy, yummy marshmallow. And look -- it actually has a whipped "creme" center -- no marshmallow -- but they lost me before I got around to reading that.
Oh-- and look! A "play money rebate offer." Doesn't get much better than that, kids! Makes me better appreciate the Fifteen Dirty Old Coins of the World offer than came with Jujyfruits.